Funny Fear Jokes

I threw a boomerang a few years ago and it didn't come back


I now live in constant fear
I have a fear of speed bumps


But I'm slowly getting over it
Whenever I turn on the vacuum they huddle together like
It's behind me isn't it
I just don't know why dogs like this so much
What is scarier than a lion?


Two lions
What do you have to be anxious about
Hipposesquippedaliophobia:


Fear of long words
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking and number two is death


This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy
I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a billion dollars of her work
Home alone someone knocks at the door
When your mom summons you at the top of her lungs using your full name
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said


"There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
Fear turns you into Jesus
Childhood fear: Doctors. Adult fear: Doctor's bills.
I was your pilot
I haven't been to the dentist in 8 years. And at this point I 'm too afraid to go.
I am not afraid of flying, I 'm afraid of suddenly not flying.
Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage?


They say he fears the wurst
What is a suicide bombers worse fear?


Dying alone
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