Funny Food Jokes

Old people shouldn't eat health foods


They need all the preservatives they can get!
I'm on a seafood diet


When i see food i eat it
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like
Everytime I offer someone food


I secretly hope that they say no
If we are what we eat


I'm fast, cheap, and easy
Hey, check the fridge


I think the milk's gone bad
When you realize you treated the entire weekend as a cheat day but now ur addicted and you might need help
What did sushi a say to sushi b?

Wasabi!
What's the fastest food?


Lamb Burger Inis
This food is so frozen


it still sings "Let it go"
Pros and cons of making food

Pros: Food

Cons: Making
Nice try mom
I don't wanna taco 'bout it


It's nacho problem
I'll get my own damn food
A balanced diet


is chocolate in both hands
Diet day 1

I have removed all the bad food from the house

It was delicious
Want to hear a pizza joke?


Never mind, it's too cheesy
Yes pizza i will marry you
I'm just going to flip this omelet here..

Annnnd

I'm having scrambled eggs
Food pyramid


Close enough
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
Yeah I'm Into fitness...


fitness whole pizza in my mouth
Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, i can live without you
What's a dog's favorite food?


Anything that's on your plate!
What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?


Finding half a worm...
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JOKES FOR ADULTS
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