Funny Forever Alone Jokes

Last time I was someone type...

I was donating blood
Ever want to cuddle with your girlfriend?

Then realize you don't have one
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married
I have no life and I can prove it mathematically
This Valentine's Day I expect to be inundated

Sorry... I meant in, undated
What is the difference between a calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day...

just remember... no-one loves you on any other day either
Happy Birthday to me
Current relationship status:

Made dinner for two

Ate both
You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends
I have never been anyone's type
Yo mama so ugly the forever alone guy denied her friend request
My life is a romantic comedy. Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes
I found out why I'm still single. Apparently you're supposed to go outside and talk to people
People ask me "Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and creative. " Me: I'm overqualified.
I'm not really single. I'm dating myself. I'm awesome.
When someone asks why I'm still single. I don't know I thought I was pretty awesome
When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist
When I'm alone and order a pizza I yell "pizzas here" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser
Sure, I may not be in a relationship...

but I am three people's plan B and someone's maybe if we're ever the last two people on Earth.
They keep saying the right person will come along

I think mine got hit by a truck
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes
Relationship status

Table for one but drinks for two
This summarizes my love life. I'm the guy in blue
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