Funny Joke Jokes

Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”

Dad: “With your eyes, sweetheart.”
Would you like to hear a construction joke?


Well, I’m still working on it
When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her
When no one gets your joke
When someone tells a bad joke
I wanted to tell you a joke about leeches

but they all suck
Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy
I make bad jokes

bear with me
Pizza jokes are all about delivery
I'd tell you a chemistry joke...

but I know I wouldn't get a reaction
No more corny jokes please

you're gonna make me puma pants
We don't have any vegetable jokes yet

so if you do lettuce know
I like my jokes and my pizza

Extra Cheesy
Math jokes

If you get them you probably don't have any friends
Jokes about unemployed people are not funny

They just don't work
Jokes about PMS are NOT funny

Laughing at your own text before you send it
I'm naturally funny...

because my life is a joke
I love inside jokes

I'd love to be part of one some day
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize
Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head!
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?

So men can understand them
Knock! Knock!

Who's there?


Boo who?

There's no need to cry, it's only a joke
Say another assist joke I dare you

I think I'll pass
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