Funny Key Jokes

There are two key rules in life

1. Never give away all of the information
Whenever I find the key to success...

someone changes the lock
Press any key to start

where is any key?!
What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear
What kind of a key opens a banana?

A monkey
How did the computer programmer get out of prison

He used the escape key
Whenever I find the key to success

someone changes the lock
There's no key to a woman's heart

There's only a password that changes regularly
What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key
When u can't find your keys for 3 seconds and immediately declare them lost
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