Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

"Opportunity."

Opportunity who?

Don't be silly - Opportunity doesn't knock twice!
Knock knock

Who's there?

To

To who?

No, to whom?
Knock knock

Who's there?

I eat mop

I eat mop who?
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Nobody
Knock Knock

Who's there?

You Know

You know who?

Exactly
Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

No you're a poo!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
I'm a pile up
I'm a pile up who?


Yes you are
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?


He won the "no bell" prize
Knock, knock

Who's there?

Daisy

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

There's no need to cry, it's only a joke
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

No-one.

No-one who?

(remain silent)
Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yoda lady

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!
Knock knock


Who’s there?


Déja


Déja who?


Knock knock
Knock knock

Who's there?

Hatch

Hatch who?

Bless you
Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Knock

Knock who?

Knock Knock
Knock, knock

Who's there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo!
Knock, knock

Who's there?

Owls say

Owls say who?

Yes they do
Knock knock

Who’s there?

Says

Says who?

Says me
Why is it impossible to tell a knock knock joke to a blonde?


Because she always leaves to answer the door
Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go mooo!
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

...

Silence who?
Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get a no bell pize
Knock, knock

"Who's there?"

"Annie"

"Annie who?"

"Annie body home?"
When you're trying to explain knock knock jokes to your kid
What don't homeless people get?


Knock knock jokes
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