Funny Little Johnny Jokes

At Christmas, mother says to Little Johnny, "Go on and light up the Christmas tree Johnny."

Johnny runs off happily and comes back after a while, asking, "Should I light up the candles, too?"
Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly!
Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Teacher: "Why are you praying in class little Johnny?"

Little Johnny: "My mom taught me to always pray before going to sleep"
Little Johnny, why is your little sister crying?

Because I helped her

But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?

I helped her eat her gummy bears
Johnny, where did you put the sieve?

I threw it away mommy, there were too many holes in it
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