Funny Love Jokes
Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
Because "love" means nothing to them
I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall
It was love at first sight
Then I took a second look!
Love may be blind...
but marriage is a real eye opener
Always love a woman for her personality
She has ten you can choose from
I love my job so much I'd do it for nothing
Unfortunately they know this
I bought a ceiling fan the other day
Complete waste of money
He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is"
What do call two birds in love?
What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
I just love baskin' robins.
Girl: "How much do you love me?"
Boy: "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
Girl: "But it’s morning, there are no stars?"
The love of your life!
Liar, chocolate can't speak.
My wife came to me all happy, saying, "Look darling, you got me this 40 years ago on our honeymoon, and it still fits!"
It was a scarf
I texted my wife today saying "I love u"
She replied, "Oh, really? :)"
"Yes", i said, "it's my favorite vowel"
What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?
It was love at first bite
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day...
just remember... no-one loves you on any other day either
I heard women love a man in uniform
Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds
You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends
Do you believe in love at first sight
or should I walk by again?
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