Funny Love Jokes

Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?


Because "love" means nothing to them
I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall


Love

The Floor
It was love at first sight


Then I took a second look!
Love may be blind...


but marriage is a real eye opener
Always love a woman for her personality


She has ten you can choose from
I love my job so much I'd do it for nothing


Unfortunately they know this
I bought a ceiling fan the other day

Complete waste of money

He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is"
Two blood clots met and fell in love...

But alas it was all in vein
What do call two birds in love?


Tweet hearts!
I love inside jokes

I'd love to be part of one some day
What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?


I just love baskin' robins.
Love is one long sweet dream

marriage is the alarm clock
Girl: "How much do you love me?"

Boy: "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

Girl: "But it’s morning, there are no stars?"

Boy: "Exactly"
And iiiii will always love food
True love doesn't exi
Knock Knock


Who's there?


The love of your life!


Liar, chocolate can't speak.
My wife came to me all happy, saying, "Look darling, you got me this 40 years ago on our honeymoon, and it still fits!"


It was a scarf
When you show people a movie you love, but they don't pay attention or react to any of the important scenes
I texted my wife today saying "I love u"


She replied, "Oh, really? :)"


"Yes", i said, "it's my favorite vowel"
What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?


It was love at first bite
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day...



just remember... no-one loves you on any other day either
Love is in the air? Wrong Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.
I heard women love a man in uniform


Can’t wait to start working at McDonalds
You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends
Do you believe in love at first sight


or should I walk by again?
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