I’m cold!

Go to the corner,

it's 90 degrees there

Go to the corner,

it's 90 degrees there

At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent

Unless the job is a statistician

Unless the job is a statistician

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field

But when he rounded them up he had 200

But when he rounded them up he had 200

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved

You know what's odd?

Every other number

Every other number

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Because 7 8 9

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems

Because it had so many problems

What is a bird's favorite type of math?

Owl gebra

Owl gebra

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Because there is no point!

Why shouldn't you argue with a decimal?

Decimals always have a point

Decimals always have a point

That awkward moment when your entire math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16...

and your answer is -1057

and your answer is -1057

What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

He didn't count with this...

He didn't count with this...

If I'd got 50 cents for every math exam I've failed

I’d have $8.30 by now

I’d have $8.30 by now

Relationships are a lot like algebra

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

What is the difference between eight and nine?

One

One

5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one

1 2