Funny Math Jokes

I’m cold!

Go to the corner,
it's 90 degrees there
At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent

Unless the job is a statistician
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field

But when he rounded them up he had 200
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved
You know what's odd?

Every other number
Math jokes

If you get them you probably don't have any friends
And then Satan said...

put the alphabet in math
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9
Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems
What is a bird's favorite type of math?

Owl gebra
Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!
What did the zero say to the the eight?

Nice belt!
Why shouldn't you argue with a decimal?

Decimals always have a point
That awkward moment when your entire math class is discussing whether the result is 15 or 16...

and your answer is -1057
What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?

He didn't count with this...
Corner cat what an acute kitty
If I'd got 50 cents for every math exam I've failed

I’d have $8.30 by now
I have no life and I can prove it mathematically
Happy sweet Sixteen or multiple thereof
Relationships are a lot like algebra

Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
What is the difference between eight and nine?

5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions
My girlfriend says she needs time and distance

Is she calculating velocity?
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one
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