All The Best Jokes From A To Z!

A symbol of wealth among pigeons
Animals can sense disasters before they happen


That's why the neighbors dog barks whenever I make a move on a girl
The perfect shirt doesn't exi.
Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model


They hired me as the "before" picture
Just looking for a barking spot
I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her


she said "Clearly not"


:-(
So... what's you Zodiac sign? Dinosaur. But that one doesn't even exit. None of them exist.
Just moved out on my own and am doing really well...



All my bills say i'm outstanding
My friend is at camp without internet, so I'm mailing her memes
What's the leading cause of obesity in women?


Wedding rings
When you go to kill a bug and it start flying
How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?


Zero. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb
To the people that complain fast food looks better in advertisements than it does in reality. Look at your profile picture then look in the mirror
Me: *Playing Ouija board*


Me: What's your name?


Ouija Board:
I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D
It's not fast food if you eat it slow
Nothing is better than studying


That's why i do nothing
I go to the beach to surf
I got fired from my job as a massage therapist


My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way
Please be dolphins please be dolphins
My therapist says I'm paranoid


She didn't *actually* say that, but I know she was thinking it
Gets a 50 cent raise. Me:
Why can't two elephants go swimming?


Because they only have one pair of trunks
The best place to hide a dead body is on page 2 of Google search results
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank


Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone
Not quite sure what to do now
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