Funny Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?



A large pizza can feed a family of 4
Want to hear a pizza joke?


Never mind, it's too cheesy
Yes pizza i will marry you
Food pyramid


Close enough
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
Yeah I'm Into fitness...


fitness whole pizza in my mouth
Pizza jokes are all about delivery
I like my jokes and my pizza


Extra Cheesy
Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, i can live without you
Roses are red

Pizza sauce is too

I ordered a large

And none of it's for you
I've never met a pizza


that i didn't like
What does an aardvark like on its pizza?


Antchovies
What is a dog's favorite pizza?


PUParonni!
How do you fix a broken pizza?


With tomato paste
Why should you go into the pizza business?


To make lots of dough
I'd rather have pizza than a hamburger. Then.
Do you know the difference between this pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza.
When I'm alone and order a pizza I yell "pizzas here" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser
My trainer said i can have one slice
When you're making a frozen pizza but not all the pepperonis are spread evenly so you rearrange them just a little. Chef excellence.
Friend: How many slices of pizza you want, 1 or 2?

Me:
How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?


You take the pizza delivery sign off
My mom used the Dominos app for the first time and forgot to get sauce and cheese
What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?


A pepperonly pizza!
The perfect shirt doesn't exi.
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