Funny Science Jokes

It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you
Never trust an atom

They make up everything
I'd tell you a chemistry joke...

but I know I wouldn't get a reaction
I lost an electron! Are you positive?
Are you made of copper and Tellurium? Because you're cute
What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand?

Do these genes make my butt look big?
Solid liquid gas they all matter
What does a subatomic duck say?

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common
Nature abhors a vacuum

but not as much as a cat does
I make chemistry jokes...

When females take group photos. Gravity suddenly gets a lot stronger
Why can't you have two Doctors in the same place. Because that would be a pair o docs
I never used to believe that men evolved from apes...

But then I met YOU!
Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context"

Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless"
Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming!
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons

They forgot to mention Morons
We're you made in a lab?

'cause you look like a failed experiment
I want to donate my brain to science

I'm done using it
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive
The Big Bang Theory

God Spoke and BANG! it happened
I'm positive I lost an electron

...better keep an ion that
A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage

The Photon replies "No Iā€™m traveling light"
What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel
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