Funny Sports Jokes

Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?

Because "love" means nothing to them
What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A Furrari
What's the difference between time and Kobe?

Time passes
At birth, baby elephants weight about 250 pounds...

making them the biggest babies on Earth right after Cowboy's fans
Yells at you for not running fast enough
When you realize basketball is not your sport
Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

She always ran away from the ball
He looked like a winner until the crowd started chanting his name
Say another assist joke I dare you

I think I'll pass
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback!
What is a boxers favorite part of a joke?

The punch line!
How do hockey players kiss?

They pucker up
What’s the largest gem in the world?

A baseball diamond
They're called th 49ers because they can't get past the 50 yard line
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one
What can you serve but should never eat?

A tennis ball
Why was the pirate a boxing champion?

He had a great right hook
Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice
My wife complained about my obsession with golf

I asked her if it was driving a wedge between us
If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, it means he probably shot an eight
What’s the longest word in the Spanish language?

What does a football player do when he loses his eyesight?

Becomes a referee
Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself of how many seconds he has to hog the ball
"I ran a half marathon"

Sounds so much better than

"I quit halfway through a marathon"
Wanna hear a joke? Women's basketball
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