Funny Takes Jokes

Did you hear about the sensitive burglar


He takes things personally
It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do
It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money


On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches
I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story
Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire


but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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