Funny Talking Jokes

What do you call two fat people talking?


A heavy discussion
Keep on talking...


I'm sure you’ll say something intelligent one day
Hear that?


It’s the sound of you not talking for once
I bumped into a mannequin and said "sorry"


Then I said "Oh, I thought you were a person"


Then realized I was still talking to a mannequin
This may be the wine talking


but I really, really, really, really love wine
When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist
Please, keep talking...


I always yawn when I am interested
I often confuse reptiles and amphibians


Actually, if I'm being honest, they pretty much never know what I'm talking about
I like the sound of you not talking
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.
When my friends start talking about investment opportunities and stuff. How many is that in Tacos?
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