Funny Ten Jokes

Always love a woman for her personality

She has ten you can choose from
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten tickles
Daughter: "Mum, how long have you been married to dad?"

"Ten years."

"Oh, and how many do you still have left?"
How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the paper
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life...

he was right - I feel ten years older already
My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier
We are all part of the ultimate statistic

ten out of ten die
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