Funny Think Jokes

Daughter on her 16th birthday: Daddy, do you think I’m old enough to get my drivers’ licence?

Father: You – yes. Our car – no.
Hey, check the fridge

I think the milk's gone bad
Did your momma go skydiving?

i think I know where she landed
You’re a vegetarian?

I think that’s a big missed steak
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of credit card repayments
How dumb do they think we are?

Sometimes, Claire leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list
What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something
This might sound cheesy

but I think you're grate
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors

It's something I could really see myself doing
Say another assist joke I dare you

I think I'll pass
You think I'm cute?

Aww, get otter here
Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam"

Student: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!"

Teacher: "Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that"
Does your horse smoke?


Well, then I think your stable is burning
What is the difference between God and a surgeon

God doesn't think he is a surgeon
My new girlfriend works at the zoo

I think she's a keeper
I've just signed up for an online dating site

Do you think it's rude to ask people to send a picture holding today's newspaper?
He texted me, "your adorable". I responded with "no, you're adorable" Now he thinks I like him when all I did was point out his grammar mistake.
If you think it's hard to meet people

try picking up the wrong ball on the golf course sometime
What you think you look like with long hair. What you actually look like with long hair.
During a disaster we evacuate the women and children first, so we can think about a solution in silence
I don't think she realizes she's not human
The gym is like church

Everybody thinks that by going for one hour, on one day, they’ll make up for what they did during the week
You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends
I always tell new hires, "Don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you"
What’s the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?


They both think they know everything
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