Funny Think Jokes
Daughter on her 16th birthday: Daddy, do you think I’m old enough to get my drivers’ licence?
Father: You – yes. Our car – no.
You’re a vegetarian?
I think that’s a big missed steak
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of credit card repayments
What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something
This might sound cheesy
but I think you're grate
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors
It's something I could really see myself doing
Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam"
Student: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!"
Teacher: "Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that"
Does your horse smoke?
Well, then I think your stable is burning
What is the difference between God and a surgeon
God doesn't think he is a surgeon
My new girlfriend works at the zoo
I think she's a keeper
I've just signed up for an online dating site
Do you think it's rude to ask people to send a picture holding today's newspaper?
If you think it's hard to meet people
try picking up the wrong ball on the golf course sometime
The gym is like church
Everybody thinks that by going for one hour, on one day, they’ll make up for what they did during the week
You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends
I always tell new hires, "Don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you"
What’s the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?
They both think they know everything
JOKES FOR ADULTS
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