Funny Thinking Jokes

A quiet man, is a thinking man

A quiet woman, is usually mad
I've got my thinking cat on
Thank you for your application but we are not hiring right now
Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things
I grew a beard thinking it would say "Distinguished Gentleman"

Instead, turns out it says, "Senior Discount, Please!"
Walking my dog we saw a guy in a suit walking his dog and I know my dog is thinking I don't dress nice for him anymore
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking
I've learned so much from my mistakes...

that I'm thinking of making a few more
I don't think you're stupid

You just have a bad luck when thinking
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking
I saw a man yesterday who was so bald I could see what he was thinking
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store

I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'
If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you

I'd start thinking about you
My therapist says I'm paranoid

She didn't *actually* say that, but I know she was thinking it
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