Funny Tired Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired
Wake me up when Monday is over
This is why schools shouldn't start so early
No, I have not slept well, why do you ask?
Just because i'm awake doesn't mean i'm ready to do things
Why is everyone tired on April 1?

Because they just finished a 31 day March!
Me every Monday morning
Sure boss, I'd love to take on some extra work

I have like 7-8 free hours a night where all I do is sleep anyway
I'm tired of people assuming I've got a good personality because I'm fat
Never argue with a woman when she's tired...

or when she's rested
Mouth says eat. Legs say no
"I ran a half marathon"

Sounds so much better than

"I quit halfway through a marathon"
"Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking
I finally got eight hours sleep

Took me four days, but whatever
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
Don't make fun of fat people with lisps

They're thick and tired of it
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