Funny Toilet Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack
I have seen things

terrible things
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom
I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday

We have 245 tiles
Oh there you are. we're out of toilet paper
Do not go to the bathroom in a dream...

It’s a trap!
Don't you ever knock?
Dammit humans hand me the toilet paper!
Harmless prank. Draw a spider on a roll of toilet paper
Sits quietly in stall when someone else enters the bathroom. They turn the light off when they leave.
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!
If you used the box like me we wouldn't have to do this
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone will clean them?
When you didn't bring your phone because you thought you only had to pee
My belt. My belt when i need to pee.
How will we truly reach gender equality?

By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias
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