Funny Ton Jokes

What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?



A: Neither of them, they both weigh a ton!
I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women


There were tons of girls there, just not very many
I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching...


to reverse and leaving the scene
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