Funny Tree Jokes

At Christmas, mother says to Little Johnny, "Go on and light up the Christmas tree Johnny."

Johnny runs off happily and comes back after a while, asking, "Should I light up the candles, too?"
How many apples grow on a tree?

They all do
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark
How do trees use the Internet?

They log in
What dog can jump higher than a tree?

Any dog can jump higher than a tree, trees can't jump
What did the Australian do after raking the leaves?

He fell out of the tree
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out
What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer!
If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard
Stop waiting for your prince. Go find him

The idiot might be stuck in a tree or something
You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting

"A lemon tree, Watson"
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