Funny Trying Jokes

What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose?

Yoga pants!
Santa throughout our lives

1. You believe in Santa

2. You don't believe in Santa

3. You pretend to be Santa

4. You look like Santa without even trying
How did Helen Keller break her arm?

Trying to read road signs at 40mph
Brain: I see you are trying to sleep

May I offer you a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years?
Why was the blonde running in circles around her bed?

She was trying to catch up on her sleep
When you're trying to look nice, but you haven't slept in five years
You mean to tell me that not everyone at the door is trying to kill us all?
I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow.

Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have three people following me...

Two police officers and a psychiatrist
You know you can't read. It's the Bible, you get credit for trying
I intend to live forever...

or die trying
Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up
Me trying to find where the Bible says "Like and share and God will bless you"
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9
Me trying to showcase my abilities and talents
Fridges should have glass doors

That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out what to eat
I'm trying to get on your good side

but I haven't found it yet
Sorry I'm late

I was trying to think of ways to get out of this
When you're trying to explain knock knock jokes to your kid
The cucumbers are taking over my garden and trying to starve all the other vegetables out.

It's a war of nutrition.
Trying to find a meme on Instagram when you can't remember who posted it or how long ago you saw it.
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