Funny Tuesday Jokes

After Tuesday even the calendar says...


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"Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" I asked my friend.

"He wants to be a garbageman," he replied.

"That’s an unusual ambition to have"

"Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays"
The moment you realize it's only Tuesday
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